Bar Stools Animal Skin You Like Animal Stories? (question)?

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A mouse and a lion walk into a bar and sit there chugging
Distance, a few beers, when a giraffe to walk in.

"Get a load of his"
Said the Mouse, "What a girl!"
Well, why not try your luck? "The lion said.

Then with the mouse on the giraffe and begins to speak,
and five minutes before the door and went into the night.

The next day, the lion is in the bar and gone and the vertigo of the mouse
And I mean "is in decline."
The mouse is completely exhausted and can hardly be sustained.
The lion helps his friend on a chair, pour a glass neck

And he said:
"What the hell happened?" I leave you with the giraffe,
What happens next? Was it fair? "

The mouse said, "Yes, it was really something else - we went to dinner
had one or two glasses of wine and invited me to his house to spend the night.

And, oh, man! I've never hThe announcement of a night like it! "
"But how come so tired?" Asked the lion.

"Well," said the Mouse
"Between the kissing and *******, I run one thousand miles!

I bet Walt turn over in his grave ...